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What Amanda Jones wanted: To go on a nice expedition to Egypt where she could enjoy the sights, soak up the absurd amount of sun, and uncover loads of ancient and long forgotten items that the others would likely consider her a dork for getting excited about.

What Amanda Jones ended up experiencing: Getting grabbed in the middle of the night by the leader of the aforementioned expedition (Who turned out to be the head priestess of a cult Amanda didn't quite catch the name of), getting a needle in the neck, being left totally paralyzed as a result, and then being wrapped up in bandages whilst the priestess rambled about how Amanda's body would make the perfect host for their original founder.

As every minute passed, she found herself wishing she had taken up those Judo classes back home.